So my father is very weak and the kind nurses come in:
Nurses: Are you comfortable Mr Balbin
Dad: doesn’t reply, his eyes are closed and he is uncomfortable
Nurses: We will move you around to a more comfortable position
Dad: says nothing
Nurses complete the re-arrangement and ask ‘Are you okay Mr Balbin, does anything hurt
Dad: only my pocket
Gold!
nice variation of old jewish joke re jew who is knocked over by a car and paramedic asks ‘are you comfortable?’ to which jew replies i make a living
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