It couldn’t happen could it?

Could you imagine the poor city of Melbourne, where Nebach, you “can’t” find a kosher place to eat breakfast on a Sunday morning using a Gangnam-style Rabbi who will give a “hechsher” for breakfast only in a Treyf restaurant?

Come right in. Would you like bacon on your egg, then go to that table, if you want a kosher knish, go to the other table. You can have Glick’s bagels or Haymishe.

I’m hoping it isn’t true. [Hat tip anonymous]

Then again, I’m sure there is a very “sound” non judgemental purist approach being taken here, to make sure that our boichen aren’t deprived? Or perhaps it will be cheaper?

Let’s hope this rumour isn’t true. Then again, if it is true, mainly those who also eat Treyf out anyway would go there. More senseless corruption of our religion.

Author: pitputim

I've enjoyed being a computer science professor in Melbourne, Australia, as well as band leader/singer for the Schnapps Band. My high schooling was in Chabad and I continued at Yeshivat Kerem B'Yavneh in Israel and later in life at Machon L'Hora'ah, Yeshivas Halichos Olam. View all posts by pitputim